I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
