My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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