i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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