i permit you to call me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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