Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he was CRYING into my vagina
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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