I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have tasted many bathrooms
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