I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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