that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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