Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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