there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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