The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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