I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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