Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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