OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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