doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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