sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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