you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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