just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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