just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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