The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
