He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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