this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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