its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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