He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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