If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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