Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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