You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
