Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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