he wants to bone in the snuggie
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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