I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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