i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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