i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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