i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Randomize
