Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
