i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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