There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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