All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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