FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
