"it" just moved
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
COCAINE IS GR8
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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