we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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