i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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