So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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