So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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