Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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