Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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