So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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