FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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