So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
