She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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