I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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