i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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