so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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