so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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