Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
