HIV tests are more positive than that guy
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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