Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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