I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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