Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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