Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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